第一人称视角：你是我打喷嚏的瘾君子男友

When you told me that you liked to sneeze girls I thought it was a joke but then on an allergy day I saw how you looked at me, so I decided to surprise you, I dressed pretty and put on my makeup and bought some ear sticks and started playing with my nose, a lot of sneezing and I also had snot coming out